Bow Wow, who apparently now likes to be called “Shad Moss,” is retiring at the ripe old age of 29. He’s being talking about retirement since he was 21 (??) and now he says he’s ready to walk away after one last album. He said that he just can’t see himself rapping at 30 years old, so it’s time to hang up the towel. Luckily, he hasn’t been relevant in years so most people won’t be devastated about this. Oh, and the internet is really having fun with this. Check out what people are saying about his retirement here.

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